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Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you
I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you
You telling all the people the original sin
He says he knows you better than you'll ever know him
    ~Ozzy Osbourne

I'm not the one who's so far away
When I feel the snake bite enter my veins
Never did I want to be here again
And I don't remember why I came
    ~Godsmack

You can't stop me, you know who I am
This justifies now just what I am
You crucify me, won't lay by my side
And now you'll need me until I die
    ~Coal Chamber

We don't need the key, we'll break in
    ~Rage Against the Machine

I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on The Wall
    ~Pink Floyd

The teacher stands in front of the class
But the lesson plan he can't recall
The student's eyes don't perceive the lies
Bouncing off every fucking wall
His composure is well kept
I guess he fears playing the fool
The complacent students sit and listen 
To some of that bullshit that he learned in school
    ~Rage Against the Machine

I battle evil weekly monthly yearly
But every step I take the devil stays near me
I got news for ya it ain’t nothin nice
We all got demons we all got vice
The struggle never ends
To keep it in check
But I never stop trying
To make the trek whadup
    ~311

Is that hair gel?
    ~Y'all know...

The world whirls around your mind in a golden spiral
The natural way that things organize
You can’t stop entropy so why even try
Observe the conscious flow and don’t mystify
Life’s not a race
    ~311

I ate a baby!
    ~Fat Bastard

Do you live on the streets with Camillo?
    ~Mrs. Lux

A good friend stabs you in the front.
    ~Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
    ~Ford Prefect

One hand washes the other
There's nothing more to discover
    ~Coal Chamber

Soft spoken with a broken jaw
Step outside but not to brawl
Autumn's sweet we call it fall
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl and
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view...
    ~Red Hot Chili Peppers

If ignorance is bliss,
then knock the smile off my face.
    ~Rage Against the Machine

Brotha, did ya forget ya name?
Did ya lose it on the wall
Playin' tic-tac-toe?
Yo, check the diagonal
Three brothers gone
Come on
Doesn't that make it three in a row?
    ~Rage Against the Machine

And it comes to me
That the soothing light at the end of your tunnel
Is just a freight train comin your way
    ~Metallica

If someone is annoying you, remember - it takes 42 muscles in your mouth to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles in your arm to bitchslap the motherfucker upside the head...
    ~Nathan

When things are outta whack
And they might collapse
And the end of the day
You still can't relax
And physically you ache
Like a cavity feelin' the bind
On your mind and the rest
Of your body
    ~311

With this mic device
I spit nonfiction
Who got tha power
This be my question
Tha mass of the few
In this torn nation?
Tha priest tha book or tha congregation?
Tha politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give tha thieves tha key to their homes?
Tha pig who's free to murder one
Shucklak
Or survivors who make a move and murder one back?
    ~Rage Against the Machine

Would everybody just look at the hook
I took it straight from my brain
Reminds me of the time
I was insane
    ~Nick Hexum

If you choose not to decide,
You still have made a choice.
    ~Rush

There must be some mistake,
I didn't mean to let them take
Away my soul, am I too old,
Is it too late?
    ~Pink Floyd

I'm so sick of my irresponsibility, I'm fuckin' sick of never bein' able to do a damn exercise or any of my work, I hate this shitty school, I'm sick of my life and all of these stupid people, I'm fuckin' tired of Duran.
    ~Camillo

It was only fantasy
The Wall was to high, as you can see
No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain.
    ~Pink Floyd

Why stand on a silent platform?
Fight the war, fuck the norm.
    ~Rage Against the Machine

They say there's a heaven
For those who will wait
Some say it's better
But I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints
The sinners have much more fun.
    ~Billy Joel

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the Self-help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
    ~Anonymous

Fish who keeps on swimmin'
Is the first to chill upstream.
    ~311

Today seems like a good day to burn a bridge or two
The one with old wood creaking that would burn right away on cue
    ~311

Camillo, stop sniffing that highlighter!
    ~Mr. Langley

Sometimes I feel
Like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel
Like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The city of angels
Lonely as I am
Together we cry
    ~Red Hot Chili Peppers

You all laugh because I'm different,
I laugh because you are all the same
    ~Guy

100,000 lemmings can't be wrong
    ~Jason Sutton

You juice your fucking friends like Dracula
But when we kick you out you're just brokula
You left a big surprise from Pacific Bell
Called all your relatives and your friends in Hell
Now let me tell you something you fucking piece of shit
You'll never have no money, now tell me was it worth it?
You leave a trail of lies that's why you keep moving
We won't come after you we'd only end up provin
In the end revenge send ends to the defendant
I know that statement's true I wear it like a pendant
I know you'll hear this song so I think it's funny
The name is theif or trust and money.
    ~311

Cruisin' down the street in my six fo',
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's.
    ~Dynamite Hack

The devil opens his eyes
He breathes right into your face
And if you like the smell
You'll really like this place.
    ~Days of the New

If at first you don't succeed,
Get laid and smoke some weed.
    ~Bobby Martin

I got these quotes off a piece of MAD toilet paper (Don't believe me? Click here for a picture.):

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something which would make you sore if it happened to you!

Germs attack people where they're weakest-which is why there are so many head colds!

The suburbs are where they cut down all the trees and then name all the streets after them

Some minds are like concrete...all mixed up and permanently set!

A lawyer is someone who writes a 40 page document and calls it a brief!

After all is said and done, there's always a lot more said than done.

Most of us don't know exactly what we want, but we're pretty sure we don't have it!

Most people are too lazy to open the door when opportunity knocks!

When you're in deep water it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!

Thanks to SpiderMan for the following quotes:

My DNA made me do it.

You can change your name to Homer Jr. then all the kids can call you HoJu.
    ~Homer Simpson

No you cannot dial 911, I'm downloading my mail.

Sometimes I think I have a guardian idiot.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?

Windows NT stands for Nice Try.

Get the facts first. You can distort them later.

If you want something to become popular, make it illegal.

Do you have the curiosity and courage to meet the rest of whom you are?

Thanks for a nation where nobody's allowed to mind their own business.

My grandma started walking 3 miles a day at the age of 60, she's 80 now and I don't know where the hell she is.

The psychic friends network went bankrupt. Did your psychic friends not see that coming?

On the other side of madness lies immortality.

The answer is no, now what's the question?

To find your mind, you have to lose it first.

THIS IS YOUR WORLD IN WHICH WE GROW AND WE WILL GROW TO HATE YOU

Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it.

There are two tragedies in life, One is to lose your heart's desire, the other is to gain it.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

True freedom has always been illegal.

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.

Reality is but a seratonin-induced hallucination.

Nobody's perfect. My name is nobody.

Thanks to Kate for the following quotes:

Fuck it all. Fuck this world. Fuck everything that you stand for. Don't belong, don't exist, don't give a shit! Don't ever judge me.
    ~Slipknot

I felt the hate rise up in me, kneel down and clear the stone of leaves, I wander out where you can't see, inside my shell I wait and bleed.
    ~Slipknot

I'm all about her shade tonight,
I hate your tattoos,
you have weak wrists,
but I'll keep you,
well it's too bad you're married to me
    ~Deftones

I never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have know?
I trace the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, I hurried up
The choice was mine I didn't think enough
I'm to depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when I'm gone
I never conquered, rarely came
Sixteen just held such better days
Days when I still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over I'd survived
I couldn't wait till I got home
To pass the time in my room alone
I never thought I'd die alone
Another six months I'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never set foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault
I never conquered, rarely came
But tomorrow holds such better days
Days when I can still feel alive
When I can't wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, I've survived
I can't wait will I get home
To pass the time in my room alone
    ~Blink 182

All I really wanna say is that's just one
    ~Sublime

Early in the mornin rising to the beat, lite me up that cigarette and I'll strap shoes on my feet,
got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong, got to find a reason why my money is all gone, I got a dalmation, I can still get
high, I can play the guitar like a motherfuckin riot
    ~Sublime

Hotel room's my only friend and friends like that just don't add up, to anything... I'm afraid to come back home, afraid you'll leave me when I'm gone
    ~Straind